What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Maybe leave out

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Lose lips shimk ships.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like religions.

I don't like

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?