What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 02:27

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-All the bad guys are black.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-”Ah so!”
-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.